All I Want For Christmas

A teacher at church: "Davy, what do you want for Christmas?"

Davy: "Hard clouds"

Long pause...then, looking at me, "Good luck with that one, mom!"  

My sweet boy.  I have yet to figure out what, exactly, hard clouds are, but I've been brainstorming... cotton balls, ice cream, cotton candy??  We'll see!   

What's the funniest thing your kiddos have asked for?